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                                    butter no




              parsnips


















                            Melanie Butler argues the problem with
                                                    text books is the text



                      HE endless reports of the death   best-sellers are looking rather elderly, on   reviews on page 36 , all over the world aca-
                      of the ELT course book have, like   average the first edition of the first version of   demic managers are pondering what book to
                      reports of Mark Twain’s death,    a current top ten series was published nearly   adopt for next year. There are a host of fresh
                      been greatly exaggerated. General   twelve years ago.         faced new titles rolling of the presses, will any
             T English text books make up 80      It is April. The publishers are polishing   of them hit the charts and stay there for the
              per cent of all UK ELT book sales and their   up their bookstands for conference season,   next ten years? We shall see.
              sales have remained constant for decades.   the Elton Awards long list, see page 17,  is   Meanwhile, teachers are complaining.
              Though, as our graph shows, many of the   out and as Wayne Trotman reminds us in his   From the twittersphere to the staffroom, from
                                                                                    Facebook to the frontline the moans are go-
                                                                                    ing up. Why aren’t course books well-graded?
                                                                                    Well –written? Well-designed?  Why aren’t
                                                                                    they full of comprehensible authentic input?
                                                                                    Why are they all so boring?
                                                                                      One answer put forward by the an-
                                                                                    ti-coursebook Cosa Nostra is the myth of
                                                                                    the dreaded PARSNIP . The seven subjects
                                                                                    supposedly secretly banned by the major pub-
                                                                                    lishing houses : Politics, Alcohol, Religion,
                                                                                    Sex, Narcotics,  Isms and Pork.  After all,
                                                                                    says one teachers’ blog, ‘these are the things
                                                                                    we talk about’.
                                                                                      Oh really? When was the last time you
                                                                                    sat down with your friends and talked about
                                                                                    pork? Or discussed the political situation in
                                                                                    any county but your own, the one you cur-
                                                                                    rently live in, or America?  For that matter
                                                                                    when was the last time you discussed Hin-
                                                                                    duism down the pub? How much do you ac-
                                                                                    tually know about the hadiths of Islam? And
              Coursebooks represent   top ten series (pictured   five houses, with Nation-  as for isms, apart from the ones appertaining
              80 per cent of sales in the   above) having been going   al Geographic Learning
              UK, according to BEBC,   for eleven years on aver-  pulling ahead of Macmillan   to aforementioned politics and religion, how
              the UK’s biggest specialist   age. All the chart busters   to become the UK’s fourth   many of them do you imagine are actually
              distributor, and the current   were published by the big   biggest ELT list.


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